// Senior Software Consultancy

I build things
that actually work.

Backend systems that scale. Teams that ship. Revenue your CFO will brag about.

15+ Years shipping
$0 Downtime promises
we just deliver
Rules broken
for good reason
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Serious software.
Serious results.

I specialize in backend systems — the invisible machinery that separates companies that scale from companies that scramble.

Backend Systems

APIs, microservices, data pipelines, distributed systems. Built to handle whatever you throw at them, including your peak traffic you didn't plan for.

  • APIs & Integrations
  • Event-Driven Arch
  • Data Pipelines
  • Cloud Infrastructure

Team Building

I've led and grown engineering teams from "we think we might need a backend dev" to "we have a functioning, high-performing org that people don't want to leave."

  • Hiring & Onboarding
  • Engineering Culture
  • Process (Just Enough)
  • Technical Leadership

I break rules.
Deliberately.

Most consultants tell you what you want to hear. I tell you what you need to hear — then build the thing that actually fixes it.

I've worked inside enough large organizations to know which rules exist for good reasons and which ones are bureaucratic scar tissue from a project that failed in 2009. I know the difference, and I act accordingly.

My clients keep bringing me back — and letting me operate outside the normal org-chart constraints — because the results speak louder than any process document.

If you need someone to color inside the lines, I'm probably not your person. If you need something built, let's talk.

01

Outcomes over optics

I optimize for what ships and works, not what looks good in a standup.

02

Small teams, big output

The right five people beat the wrong fifteen every time. I've proven this repeatedly.

03

Technical honesty

I'll tell you your architecture is a mess if it's a mess. Then I'll help you fix it.

04

Care matters

Teams that give a damn about each other outperform teams that don't. Full stop.

objectzen ~ philosophy.sh

$ cat /etc/objectzen/beliefs.txt

The best software is built by people who care.

The best teams are built by people who listen.

The best results come from being willing to say

  "that process is broken, here's a better one."

 

Not everyone hires me for that. The ones who do

tend to not stop.

 

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I like to
build things.

ObjectZen is a one-person consultancy with strong opinions about software, teams, and the kind of work worth doing.

I've been writing backend code long enough to have seen every architectural mistake at least twice. I've led teams through hypergrowth, through crises, through the kind of "we have to rewrite everything in 90 days" situations that would make a lesser engineer quit. I didn't quit.

I tend to embed deeply with client organizations — close enough to understand the real constraints, independent enough to tell the truth about them.

The "ObjectZen" name? A nod to object-oriented programming, and to the idea that the best engineering has a certain clarity to it. No unnecessary complexity. No cargo-culted patterns. Just clean, purposeful work.

Ready to build
something real?

Drop me a line. Tell me what you're trying to build — or what's broken and needs fixing. No NDAs required for the first conversation.

hello@objectzen.net

// I respond to real projects. Fast.